Stupid Marketing: Vulva Cologna
That is a new fragrance for women, ok.
BUT WHAT IS FOR ?!
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VULVA COLOGNA
A New and Irresistible Vaginal Scent …
WTF?
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The Product:
Well, it looks like women in Germany do need to … “to feel juicy erotic” … and to PRESERVE the intimate scent ! Yes, the scent is the original scent of a vulva!
The Company’s idea:
And the company responsible, Vivaeros Special Products, describes it as “a precious vaginal fragrance filled into a small glass phial” … Huh?
The TV Ad:
The Print Ad:
See the picture above. Got it?
The Website:
Vulva’s website is called Smell Me and Cum , but actually words are a little played –> www.SmellMeAnd.Com (get it?)
The Effect on Men:
The VSP Company believes there are “Vulva Maniacs” that are crazy for the smell of a vulva! Oh, come on … No way !! Really!!
Check this: http://www.smellmeand.com/gb/maniac.html
That guy smelling and stealing the bike seat… )
Come on, men don’ t do that!!!